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Staff List by Stephen M. Deusner | Digg this article | Add to del.icio.us The month of December inspires so much retrospective thinking about the stuff we're most likely to remember that it's easy to forget that there's stuff we'd like to forget. Like bad album covers. There was, as always, a lot of horrific examples to parse through this year: poorly Photoshopped pop singers, bad indie drawings, heavy-handed metal concepts, and two (!) Ted Nugent covers. I, for one, welcome our new digital overlords.
As usual, we gave (most of the) easy targets a pass, so you won't find Celine Dion, Jordin Sparks, LeAnn Rimes, or Jimmy Eat World below. Also, 2007 was a big year for crappy indie doodles and collages, so we had to cut especially criminal entries by Daddy's Hands, Bill Callahan, Jensen Sportag, Fountains of Wayne, Cloud Cult, and the Fratellis. They were bad, just not bad enough. Buck up, guys. There's always next year.
So here are the 20 worst of the worst, the lamest of the lame, the embarrassingest of the embarrassing. Thanks to the Pitchfork staffers who helped with the selections and the quips.
These are the 20 worst album covers of 2007!
20.Biffy Clyro: Puzzle
This guy must be the world's worst puzzle-solver.
19.Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!: Some Loud Thunder
It's the visual equivalent to their skippable opening tracks.
18.Common: Finding Forever
Common apparently found forever airbrushed on the side of a van.
17.David Karsten Daniels: Sharp Teeth
I'm less put off by the cannibalism than by the fact that he looks like the IT guy who works down the hall.
16.Ani DiFranco: Canon
You've been a stalwart independent artist for more than a decade, you have a legacy of uncompromising business and artistic standards, you finally release a retrospective, and you want that image to stand for your career?
15.Eagles: Long Road Out of Eden
Any cover that lists "Eagles" as the artist is a horrible cover.
14.Hayseed Dixie: Weapons of Grass Destruction
On some import versions, their heads revert to their original shapes. It's barely an improvement.
13.Chris Brown: Exclusive
There Will Be Blood !
12.Joni Mitchell: Shine
Insert your own moonshine joke here.
11.Dntel: Dumb Luck
Granted, this accurately captures the flaccidness of the music.
10.Eddie Money: Wanna Go Back
I still can't decide which is the worst offense: The overdriven nostalgia, the shitty Photoshop job, or Eddie's posture.
9.Ted Nugent: Love Grenade [Pre-Release Edition]
Like you needed a new reason to hate Ted Nugent.
8.Joss Stone: Introducing Joss Stone
Introducing Joss Stone as a psychedelic J-horror wraith.
7.Super Furry Animals: Hey Venus!
They should have named it Venus Eye Trap.
6.Perry Farrell's Satellite Party: Ultra Payloaded
The long-awaited new album from Native American Smurf.
5.Remy Ma: Shesus Khrist
Swamp Dogg: Resurrection
Rodney Carrington: King of the Mountains
The year in crucifixions!
4.50 Cent: Curtis
He's not smart guy , But he really think he is .
3.Ne-Yo: Because Of You
This an Exsample how the vibe track with a cool Artist bring These ugly albums to treat you to Disaster .
2.Radiohead: In Rainbow
Down syndrome-Child - Photoshop
1.Britney Spears: Blackout
New Britney album's cover , Are you serious ?
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