Seriously, you can't script this shit any better. This morning, Britney had a court hearing regarding her driving without a license mistake last summer. Ok, so this afternoon Britney enjoyed a shopping spree at Hollywood store Wasteland - including buying a few new pairs of sunglasses and hats. But get this! Her and her bodyguard were involved in a small fender bender. What timing. Thank God she wasn't driving. Such a rebel.
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